2. Woodchuck Kid.

The War For Northwest Independence Audio Series – 2. Woodchuck Kid.

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or who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despis’d love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes….?
-Hamlet, Act III, Scene One

Shane Ryan casts his mind back to the beginning back to what life was like back in the old days of the so-called Amurican dream, before his work for race and resettlement in an all White Nation in the Northwest, before the war if independence, before his late wives, all the way back to a little old woodchuck town full of Mexicans, a little flyover town called Dundee.

Shane was born at Providence Hospital it was notable in being the last major medical expense his family ever had that was covered by health insurance, the town that made Shane the man he became.

All because he had yelled out “That greaseball spic wanted me to suck his dick, so I smushed his fucking head!”

Just after a fight with a Mexican schoolyard bully.

Whooooa, baby! White trash city for life, here comes Shane Ryan!
From that point on, the bottom fell out. Shane had done the
unforgivable.

The School had decided to make Shane their lab rat with Social Behavioral and Outlook Reconditioning and ended up being de-Nazified, Shane was made to watch a lot of videos and that was his first sight and sound of the Führer Adolf Hitler,
and he was completely fascinated, so much so they had to bring a specialist in, a plump little man with thick glasses and big nose and a frizzy reddish beard that looked like pubic hair, and a little blue and white knitted beanie on his head, a therapist called Jacob Mandelbaum.

This production is dedicated to the memory of David Lane, a true hero now ascended in to Valhalla and to his comrades living and dead.

To the ever lasting memory of the land of hope and glory that was Rhodesia and to those that will come after, from the time of the struggle we greet you.